A well-worn $1 bill and a similarly distressed $20 bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.
The $20 bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. “I’ve had a pretty good life,” the $20 proclaimed. “Why I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean.”
“Wow!” said the $1 bill. “You’ve really had an exciting life!”
“So tell me,” says the$20, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?”
The $1 replies, “Oh, I’ve been to the Methodist church, the Baptist church, the Catholic church ….”
The t$20 bill interrupts, “What’s a church?”
This joke obviously does not apply to Assumption! We see plenty of $20 bills and checks. Thank you again for your generosity, and PLEASE KEEP IT UP.